Class test in my college......

                                      T.N.B’s CLASS TEST

T.I.M.E: 11 pm

She: “no no.. am single...I swear.. Why do you think I must b engaged with someone..??”

Me: “well...I thought it’s ridiculous...a girl of that much charm as you are would be single.. and also being in a normal college where boys are also there ..you must have got some proposals from them..”

She: “...but does it mean I have accepted their proposals..??..and mind you am not such type of girl..”

Me: “oh come on.. I did not mention any type here..”

She: “yeah I know... but you all boys only want a time pass type of girl..”

Me: “well exactly... what do you mean by ‘time pass’ type girls..??”

She: “you know it very well...”

Me: “oh..you have so much idea about the type of girls a boy wants..please do me a favour.. arrange for me a girl you just mentioned the type b’coz I really wanna experience that type..”

She: “why should I do you a favour..I mean  you are so handsome and of course you have money as you are no more dependent on your father’s pocket to spend...you can easily get a girl of that type....you can find them anywhere..”

Me: “so what you exactly mean is that I should go somewhere outside like in a mall...stand there with my cell in one hand and credit card in other...then look around for such girls..”

She: “off course you have to do that...because such type of girls are mostly found over there..killing time...doing time pass...”

Me: “since they are chilling out, to be more precise, in your language doing time pass there with the friends, you just tagged them with ‘time pass type’ girls... how mean you are..?? I think you are jealous of them..”

She: “why should I be jealous of them..??”

Me: “because you are not enjoying a male company and since they do so that’s the enough reason to be jealous of them..”

She: “absolutely not my dear friend...I don’t want a male company... I hate people doing crazy things for the girl they think to be their soul mate but only to find that it was their bad luck  to not to find a prettier one..If they find someone more prettier they go for them..dumping the previous one..”

Me: “hmmm......so I can guess you simply hate what is called a male instinct which always propels a man to get a prettier one.. J”

She: “short of... but all guys are not the same.. J”

Me: “I see....so what is your opinion towards me..?? Have you classified any ‘type’ for a boy like me..”

She: “no comments.... J”

Me: “yeah I guess you will put me in some ‘type’, that you might have shortlisted, the moment I ask you for your cell no or ask you for a cup of coffee somewhere.. J”

She: “....... are yaar.....laptop discharge hone waala hai.....light ka pata nahi kab aayegi...ab jaana padega... L”

Me: “so smart you are....you just changed the topic so swiftly.....”

She: “nahi sachhi me.......bilkul bhi backup nahi bacha hai.....okk kal baat karte hai..ok bye ...good night..sweet dreams ....take care... byeeeee......”

Me: “bye......good night......”

Yaar ye laptop waale bhi na koi aisi battery kyu nahi banate hai jo 1 ghante charge karne ke baad 10 ghante ka backup de...kitna achaa chat ho raha tha...chalo koi nahi.....kal dhekhenge.....

T.I.M.E : 12 pm

Knock Knock...

Me: “haan bhai gate khula hai...andar aa jao..”

A: “ padh liya kya....??”

Me: “what are you talking about...?? kya padhne ki baat kar rahe ho...??”

A: “abe kal T.N.B ki test hai...you remember or not...!!”

Me: “yaar I think test is supposed to be on next Tuesday...!!”

A: “haan tera bas chale toh test agle sem me ho...kal hi hai test mere bhai..”

Me: “yaar you should have informed me earlier...now it is almost 12:30...where is the time to study now..??”

A: “abhi bhi time hai padh le...ok mai chalta hu sone...mera almost over ho gaya hai...kam se kam blank copy toh submit nahi karunga..”

Kaise dost mile hai yaar test ka raat ko batate hai...jabki din me do bar room pe aa chuka hai ye..chalo dekhta hu baaki room wale kya kar rahe hai........

Now m out of my room...in the corridors...I see ‘B’ walking with some notes in his hands...I approach him to find what is the syllabus for the test...

Me: “hey..so have you studied all the notes ...?? please tell me which one is most probable topic to be asked tomorrow..I will just go through them..I don’t have much time to read all the notes..”

B: “are u kidding me...?? you are asking me which is the probable one as I am supposed to set the paper for the test..”

Me: “sorry.. I don’t mean that...I just thought that since you have been very attentive in the classes so you must have some idea about the important topics. That’s why I just said probable ones..”

B: “no...there is nothing like probable ones......you have to study all the topics..and please don’t disturb me as I have not done the revision yet...”

Me: “...okk.....okk.....never mind....”

See he is dying for the revision...and I have not set my vision yet for what to study...ok let me see what others are doing...

In the room next of mine as I peeped through d window:-

C: “yeah I remember...you were looking very gorgeous in that resplendent pink suit  you wore on the school farewell party...I fell in love with you at that moment only..”

He is busy talking with his girlfriend..this moron is also unaware of the test..as there is no hope left let him enjoy the chat...

Next room as I see few people playing cards:-

Me: “sorry to intrude in between your game...I just wanna remind you all that in the morning 10’o clock we are having a test..”

One of them: “are yaar ...we know it very well that we are having a test of T.N.B..”

Me: “so have you all studied the topics..??”

All: “are yaar abhi toh sara raat baaki hai...iss game ke baad padhna start karenge..”

Me: “what a great planning you all have..I appreciate it...ok best of luck for accomplishing your plan..”

Next room as he is boiling water for making Maggi:-

 Me: “hey..have you studied the topics for the test..??”

D: “yaar...i am quite upset...please leave me alone..by the way have not studied yet..”

Me: “any plans when to study or something like that...”

D: “are yaar kyu paresan kar rahe ho...bola na mood sahi nahi hai..”

Me: “ok..ok....m sorry....”

Seems a case of heartbreak here....now I am feeling happy as I would not be the single one to submit a blank copy or at worse fill them with some nonsense and get zero...so since there is no hope left to study it would be a wise decision to go to bed and in the morning rush to the class to grab the seats at the back with my notes as a strong backup material for the test...

MORNING 10’o clock:-

I am sitting on the ‘front bench’ at the corner with my notes under the desk..these buggers have already grabbed the seats at the back before I could...but I have faith in my abilities and so am sitting calmly with the notes still under the desk..Sir has already asked to submit any sort of materials but I am keeping all those stuffs with me...he is quite confident that someone sitting on the front bench would not dare to keep these stuffs with himself..and I  am currently enjoying his over confidence....

So here begins the test ...am searching with a speed of broadband in these stuffs for the answers...someone says it is at page 23 and 34..rush to that page immediately...

Finally test ends up with filling of two copies and I get a complement “Excellent my boy..”

RESOLUTION I TAKE: agle sem se pakka padhenge...lekin yaar ye toh last sem hai....